Mari Belajar Bahasa Melayu - part 3

Ben telah membeli buku "simple malay language" semalam kat mph..
mukasurat pertama ajar pasal bunyi2 consonants n vowels
'a' bunyi a seperti kata (word), dada (chest)..

ben : dada is chest?? so ur fren Dada is chest la...
aku : yup dada is chest.... but Dada got her name after Suhaida..
ben : owhhhh
aku :  dada is chest ,   buah dada is breast
ben :  hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaahahahaaahaaahaaaha

dia adalah ketawa mcm pontianak harum
salah aku sebab jujur sgt time ngajar kan
tak niat pon cam nak lucah2 ke apa
cuma alang2 kan senang nk bg dia ingat

ben :  so cn i ask dada next time.. buah dada is wut?
illa : if u want her to slap u thn u cn try oooo

so sekarang aku kena tapis apa2 ajaran aku..

** Dada pls ko abaikan Ben klu dia tanya ko bukan2 ek.. klu dia senyum2 time jumpa ko.. ko paham2 je la ek...***